| Find out if you are circumcised! By using a small mirror (unless you are colored), you can verify that your personal member is a replica of the very penis Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. |
For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of paper towels, and your penis.
Reprinted with permission from Landover Baptist.Copyright 2002.