Accidental Sex
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 | the person you don't really mean to have sex with, but you're there, you're both drunk, so why not?
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Al Gore
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| a guy who just won't accept that the relationship is over
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Antiquing
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| Dating someone who is older than you
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Around the World
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| The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex
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Australian Death Grip
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| The act of grabbing a woman by the crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed.
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BAV
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| born-again virginity; result of an extremely long dry spell, usually 6 months or more
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Basket
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| The bulge made by male sex organs in jeans, briefs and trunks
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Bed Arrest
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| being held captive by a post-sex cuddler
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Beer Goggles
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| when you are so drunk that the dog starts looking
good, you have beer goggles
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Beer Googles
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| Cyber-searches you run at midnight
when you come home slightly soused and widly curious about someone you just met
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Billy Joel Syndrome
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| When someone dates surprisingly above their level (an unattractive guy asks out a totally hot chick)
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Birkenstalker
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| The cute but underemployed guy with no "interview shoes" and too much time to spend on a new relationship.
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Bland Date
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| The guy who seems so technically perfect that you try to talk yourself into like him... just because you "should"
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Booty Call
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| a late night phone call to someone you know who will come over for sex
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Breakfast O's
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| sex or masturbation first thing in the morning
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Buffer Boy
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| the perfectly nice guy who serves as a cushion to keep you from falling too hard for the man you truly adore
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Busy
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| as in "I'm Busy" translation: "Don't call me again"
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Cherry
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| one who is still a virgin
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Cornhole
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| anal sex
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Coyote-Ugly
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| when you'd chew your own arm off to get away from the person lying next to you,
they are usually considered to be coyote-ugly
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Daisy Chain
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| a line of people joined end to end in sexual union
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Deja Sex
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| hobbling a former lover for recreational purposes only
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Detour
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| a person you are sleeping with until someone better comes along
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DNRR Order
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| do not resuscitate romance order; a directive that you are not, under any circumstances, allowed to revive, or "restart the heart" of, a hopeless past relationship
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Do Point
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| The moment when the air between a new couple has become so saturated with lust and longing that sex is, finally and indubitably, in the forecast
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Dot.Dud
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| The 26-year-old Internet vet who was a CEO last year and is a nobody now, but still thinks he is the next Bill Gates
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Double Bagger
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| a person so ugly that not only must they wear a bag on their head during sex, it is recommended that you wear one too in case theirs tears off; see also coyote ugly
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Drunk Dial
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| the phone call you make to your current, ex, or potential hotties, when you are extremely intoxicated; usually goes hand in hand with a booty call
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Duncan Hinesight
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| The startling realization that you have scared off a new boyfriend with a homemade gift; regret at having baked or sewn for a man too early in the relatiotionship
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Glory Hole
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| An opening cut into the partition between two commode stalls in a men's restroom through which oral intercourse can be performed
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Golden Shower
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| Urinating on another for sexual pleasure
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Guest Star
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| the noncouple member of a threesome; sometimes referred to as a pinch hitter
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Health Risk
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| a person with a shady rep
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Hit On
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| to put the moves on someone
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Infrequent Caller Miles
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| the points a woman should rack up every time she manages to not call a man
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Jail Bait
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| someone under the age of 18, usually female
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John Vain
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| a guys who's as straighte as John Wayne but as appearance-obsessed as Queer Eye's grooming guy
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Kidney Scraper
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| an extremely well-endowed guy
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Knock Off A Piece
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| to have sex
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Macking On
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| to really put the moves on someone
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Mailstrom
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| obsessive watching of your email inbox and careful crafting of letters that occurs in the beginning of an email relationship
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Mandemonium
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| a period during which interesting suitors start coming out of the woodwork faster than you can date them
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Matching Drapes
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| reference to whether or not a woman's pubic hair is the hair color on her head. Used in a sentence: "Wow what a hot looking redhead, but I wonder do the curtains match the drapes?".
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Matinee
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| sex in the afternoon
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Missionary Impossible
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| the traumatic moment when a guy can't get it up and she keeps assuring him it's okay, which by the way, only makes it worse
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Modelizer
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| a womanizer who only sleeps with models
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Monet
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| reference to the artist; anything which looks good from far but is just a mess up close
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New Year's Adam
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| the random date you find for December 31 because, hey - you have to kiss someone at midnight
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Nooner
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| a working lunch in which sex serves as a nutrional substitute
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Old Dirt Road
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| anal intercourse
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PT-141
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| a chemical copy of the brain's horniness horomone; it is being turned into a nasal spray to make men last longer and women want it more.
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Pecker Shock
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| the panicked feeling you get when you realize that a guy is either way too small, or way too big, for sex to work between you two.
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Pencil Sharpener
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| a chick that gives a rough and toothy blowjob that scrapes your willy up something awful.
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Pocket Pool
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| masturbating thru your pants pocket
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Queen in de-Nile
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| a straightman who hasn't yet realized he's gay.
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Relationship Karma
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| the bad things you did to your last boyfriend come back to haunt you with your next one
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Relationship Rerun
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| the sobering realization that the men you're meeting are basically repeats of the men you've already dated.
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RDC
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| relationship defining chat; the moment in all new relationships where the parameters of the relationship are defined.
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Recycling
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| the act of dating former flames when your current one ends
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Rule of Three
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| a determinant of sexual activity; whatever the guy tells you, divide by 3, whatever the girl tells you add 3 to. It's consistent as gravity.
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Sausage Fest
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| a party or bar that is full of men with very few women; see sword fight
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Scamming
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| usually in reference to guys who are trying out their
newest lines; see macking and hit on
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Sea of Hats
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| a college bar; defined by the white baseball cap uniform worn by all male patrons
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Self-startler
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| a new suitor who comes on so strong, so fast, he literally scares himself off
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Sex Haze
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| euphoric state after the first few sleepovers, during which you suffer from delusions
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Sexual Camel
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| person who can go long periods without sex
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Six-Pack Chick/Guy
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| the amount of beer it would take to make
someone attractive; see beer goggles
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State of the Union
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| any major discussion concerning the status of your relationship
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Sweat Suitor
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| a deadly dull boyfriend who is hard to break up with because being with him is so damn comfortable-- like lounging around in your oldest sweats.
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Sword Fight
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| a disdainful comment for a room full of men looking to score -- and no women in sight; see sausage fest
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Three
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| the number of people you've slept with when your current lover asks, regardless of what the truth may be
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Tonsil Hockey
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| making out to the point someone yells "Get a room!"
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Toxic Bachelor
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| a guy who's handsome, romantic, and a commitment-phobe
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Trampage
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| (\'tram-paj\) A slutty phase, as in "Yeah I slept with him. I'm on a trampage"
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Trolling for Cock
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| women who go out for the sole purpose of
"gettin' some" are often referred to as trolling for cock
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UDI
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| unidentified drunken injury; random bruises of mysterious origin that appear after a rowdy nigh out
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V-Free
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| coined by "natural" male porn stars as a way to let their costars know that their marathon erections are not Viagra induced
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Wham Bam
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| rapid and hurried sexual activity
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