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Things are constantly changing it seems... just as you finally understand the rituals of
dating, things get all mixed up again... Well, here's some help-- we've found the modern meanings
of these terms so you'll never be in the dark again...
Attraction- the act of associating horniness with a particular person
Love @ first sight- what occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely choosy people meet.
Dating- the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and
energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially
like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
Birth control- avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as
swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
Easy- a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a
man.
Eye contact- a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to
a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
Friend- a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has
some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
Indifference- a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted
to by the man as "playing hard to get."
Interesting- a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him
do all the talking.
Irritating habit- what the endearing little qualities that initially
attract people to each other turn into after a few months together.
Law of relativity- how attractive a given person appears to be is
directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
Nymphomaniac- a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex
more often than he does.
Sober- condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
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