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Modern Dating Terms      
  dating guides · slang · modern

   Things are constantly changing it seems... just as you finally understand the rituals of dating, things get all mixed up again... Well, here's some help-- we've found the modern meanings of these terms so you'll never be in the dark again...

Attraction- the act of associating horniness with a particular person

Love @ first sight- what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

Dating- the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

Birth control- avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

Easy- a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

Eye contact- a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Friend- a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Indifference- a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."

Interesting- a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

Irritating habit- what the endearing little qualities that initially attract people to each other turn into after a few months together.

Law of relativity- how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

Nymphomaniac- a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

Sober- condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. : Everything Dating from Pick-up to Break-up

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