Lust
Okay, so I was at a fraternity party a couple of months ago and the cutest boy in
the world was there, working as a bartender. I didn't really pay him much attention
because I was busy running around having a good time. Well, every time I went to get
a fresh drink he would hit on me and I would flirt back. All innocent right? That was
that I thought and at the end of the night we went our separate ways. Well, this past
weekend I went to another party at a different fraternity house and he was working there!
I figured I wasn't going to let him get away this time so I totally started flirting with
him (the guys at the party were losers anyway) and we hit it off. Then he told me he hadn't
stopped thinking about me since the last party and was hoping he would run into me that night.
Well, needless to say, I took him home with me that night and we have been together ever since!
I learned my lesson, if there's something you want, go after it and don't risk the chance of losing
it!
--Cecile, Fulton, MO |
Bust
They say age ain't nothing but a number, heh? Well, they haven't been in my position then. Here
I was a sophomore in college (meaning I am 19) and having a great ole time partying and being a frat guy when I met
the most amazing woman. She was tall, blond and had the most beautiful green eyes you had ever seen.
She had just transferred to OU and didn't really know anyone. I met her in class and we totally hit it
off. We started flirting and I took her out on a couple of dates. You wouldn't think anything of it right?
I mean she was gorgeous and didn't look a day over 20. Except she was... like 3000 days over 20. So there
we are in my room about to get down for the first time, (we'd been dating for about a month) when the subject
of age came up. Don't ask me why I never asked before, but it wasn't ever an issue. So there we are
about to do it and she turns to me and says I think you should know that I am turning 30 this year and I just got divorced. Are
you kidding me? I was in such shock I couldn't even speak, much less perform! She caught on that it freaked
me out and got up and left and I haven't spoken to her since! Who waits until the moment before the horizontal
mambo to spill those beans?!
--Andrew, Norman, OK |
