 | Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!! |
| My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast! |
| Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up! |
| I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle. |
| Baby... wanna come for a ride? |
| The only thing I want between our relationship is latex. |
| Save water, shower with a friend! |
| You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy. |
| I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? |
| Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! |
| Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass) |
| Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. |
| Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons. |
| Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart. |
| I love every bone in your body, especially mine! |
