 | Hi. (trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy) |
| I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle... |
| Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I've seen all week. |
| Is your dad a peanut maker? 'Cause you've got nice nuts! |
| If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room! |
| Let's play pool. We can use your stick and balls and my hole! |
| Did you just grab my ass? No? Well you can if you want too! |
| You're ugly but you intrigue me. |
| I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock. |
| Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you |
| Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
| Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll. |
| You've been a bad boy. Go to my room! |
| My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them? |
| I love baseball, so take me home baby! |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so let's go screw! |
| Do these look real? |
| My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours? |
| My name is . I'll be your play toy tonight! |
| Hi, I'm a taudry slut looking for a good time! |
