 | Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby. |
| Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood! |
| Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener? |
| Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! |
| Can we play baseball? You have a nice bat but instead of a ball- lets use my hole! |
| If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I'd take out all your nails and screw ya! |
| Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! |
| Can you suck a golf ball through 50ft. of garden hose? |
| A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock. |
| Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try? |
| I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss! |
| F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist?? |
| My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick? |
| (after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars... You can burn 4 rubbers at once! |
| Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears! |
