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Wanna play TV? I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.
If we are what we eat...Can I be you by morning??!
Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!
Let's play lion and liontamer. Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat.
Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.
I'm having a party at your ankles... should I invite your pants down?
Is your name Little Red? Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!
Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?
Hey...did I mention I go down like a ship?
Do you live on a Chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise cock!!
You wanna play circus? You roar and I'll throw ya the meat!
(When someone clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat? Want me instead?
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

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