 | Wanna play TV? I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. |
| I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar. |
| If we are what we eat...Can I be you by morning??! |
| Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between! |
| Let's play lion and liontamer. Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat. |
| Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW. |
| I'm having a party at your ankles... should I invite your pants down? |
| Is your name Little Red? Cause I could sure ride you in that hood! |
| Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me? |
| If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you? |
| Hey...did I mention I go down like a ship? |
| Do you live on a Chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise cock!! |
| You wanna play circus? You roar and I'll throw ya the meat! |
| (When someone clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat? Want me instead? |
| Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U! |
