 | Your dad must have been the Unibomber, 'cause you da' bomb! |
| Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? |
| How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized? |
| Baby if kissing is your language, we have a lot to talk about! |
| Do you have a map 'cause I just got lost in your eyes?! |
| My lips are cold. You can warm them up if you like. |
| If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? |
| As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit... |
| WOW! I thought they were lyin, but you ARE hotter than my grandma! |
| Do I know you? No?? I thought I saw you at UPS today, cause I coulda sworn you were checkin' out my package. |
| Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? |
| Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants to get in them! |
| Hi, your outfit looks really cute. It would look even better on my bedroom floor! |
| I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need. |
| Can I shock your tarts?? |
