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Your dad must have been the Unibomber, 'cause you da' bomb!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
Baby if kissing is your language, we have a lot to talk about!
Do you have a map 'cause I just got lost in your eyes?!
My lips are cold. You can warm them up if you like.
If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit...
WOW! I thought they were lyin, but you ARE hotter than my grandma!
Do I know you? No?? I thought I saw you at UPS today, cause I coulda sworn you were checkin' out my package.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are those Guess jeans? Cause guess who wants to get in them!
Hi, your outfit looks really cute. It would look even better on my bedroom floor!
I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need.
Can I shock your tarts??

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