 | Are you from Tennessee? No? Cause you're the only ten I see! |
| God made Coke. God made Pepsi. God made you so damn sexy! |
| Do you have any Indian in you?...Ya want some? |
| Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt? |
| Were your parents greek gods? They'd have to be to produce a goddess. |
| Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
| Have you been eating Campbell's soup? 'Cuz you're looking mmmmmm mmmmmmm good. |
| I may not be Elmo, but you can tickle me all night long! |
| Let's do some math! ADD a bed, SUBTRACT clothes, DIVIDE legs, and MULTIPLY! |
| Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause your magically delicious. |
| Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe? |
| He: Are you going to the BBQ?
She: What BBQ?
He: My meat on your grill! |
| Nice legs. What time do they open? |
| You look good, your phone number would look better. |
| I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I borrow yours? |
