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Throughout history, masturbation has been seen as a great evil, destroying the minds and bodies of youth across the world. Luckily, we're all about destroying the minds and bodies of youth! Heck, around here it's a way of life.
To discourage would-be wackers, authority figures often cite the horrendous side-effects of playing with yourself. How many times have you heard you'll go blind, or grow hair on the palms of your hands? If you're like Larry the Mailroom Intern, you hear this sort of thing daily. Anyway, at some point this guy named Tissot published his philosophy on masturbation, including the harmful side-effects of this pleasurable practice. Check 'em out!
Tissot's Top 13 Effects of Masturbation
from the home office in Uptightsville, Idaho
| 1. | Acne |
| 2. | Backaches |
| 3. | Blindness |
| 4. | Constipation |
| 5. | Vomiting |
| 6. | Decay of bodily powers |
| 7. | Epilepsy |
| 8. | Gout |
| 9. | Infertility |
| 10. | Madness |
| 11. | Nymphomania |
| 12. | Use of profanity |
| 13. | Death |
Information from Sex Lovers Book of Lists by Ron Louis and David Copeland.
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