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101 Things Not to Say During Sex      
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  1. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
  2. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
  3. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
  4. Did you come yet, dear?
  5. I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
  6. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
  7. Does this count as a date?
  8. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
  9. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
  10. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
  11. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
  12. When would you like to meet my parents?
  13. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... woman: myself?
  14. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
  15. Sorry about the nametags, I'm not very good with names.
  16. Don't mind me... I always file my nails in bed.
  17. (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
  18. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
  19. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
  20. Sorry but I don't do toes!
  21. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
  22. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
  23. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
  24. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
  25. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
  26. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
  27. Is this a sin too?
  28. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
  29. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
  30. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
  31. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
  32. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
  33. You mean you're NOT my blind date? : Everything Dating from Pick-up to Break-up

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