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Everyone says things they shouldn't... but you really really
shouldn't say these things while having sex!
- But everybody looks funny naked!
- You woke me up for that?
- Did I mention the video camera?
- Do you smell something burning?
- (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
- Try breathing through your nose.
- A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
- Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
- Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
- But whipped cream makes me break out.
- Person 1: This is your first time…right? Person 2: Yeah... today
- (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
- Can you please pass me the remote control?
- Do you accept Visa?
- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
- And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
- So much for mouth-to-mouth.
- (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
- Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
- (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
- Do you get any premium movie channels?
- Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
- (Preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
- Got any penicillin?
- But I just brushed my teeth...
- Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
- I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
- I want a baby!
- So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
- (in a ménage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
- Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
- Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
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