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101 Things Not to Say During Sex      
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   Everyone says things they shouldn't... but you really reallyshouldn't say these things while having sex!

  1. But everybody looks funny naked!
  2. You woke me up for that?
  3. Did I mention the video camera?
  4. Do you smell something burning?
  5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
  6. Try breathing through your nose.
  7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
  8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
  9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
  10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
  11. Person 1: This is your first time…right? Person 2: Yeah... today
  12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
  13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
  14. Do you accept Visa?
  16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
  17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
  18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
  19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
  20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
  21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
  22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
  23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
  24. (Preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
  25. Got any penicillin?
  26. But I just brushed my teeth...
  27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
  28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
  29. I want a baby!
  30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
  31. (in a ménage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
  32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
  33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
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