 | In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. |
| In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons. |
| In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. |
| If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. |
| Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. |
| In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. |
| No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia. |
| A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. |
| A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. |
| Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law. |
| Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts. |
| A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces. |
| In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude. |
| A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. |
| In Ames, Iowa, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. |
